BORE, n. A guy who wraps up a two-minute idea in a two-hour vocabulary.
I usually get my stuff from people who promised somebody else that they would keep it a secret.
Money sometimes makes fools of important persons, but it may also make important persons of fools.
Remember that nobody will ever get ahead of you as long as he is kicking you in the seat of the pants.
She's been on more laps than a napkin.
The reason they're called the opposite sex is because every time you think you have your wife fooled -- it's just the opposite!
The way to become famous fast is to throw a brick at someone who is famous.
Too many people expect wonders from democracy, when the most wonderful thing of all is just having it.