A bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever.
A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and yet has the art to remain a bachelor.
A fool and her money are soon courted.
After a few years of marriage a man can look right at a woman without seeing her and a woman can see right through a man without looking at him.
A man's heart may have a secret sanctuary where only one woman may enter, but it is full of little anterooms which are seldom vacant.
A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth -- and endures all the rest.
Before marriage, a man will lay down his life for you; after marriage he won't even lay down his newspaper.
Every man wants a woman to appeal to his better side, his nobler instincts and his higher nature --and another woman to help him forget them.
Flirting is the gentle art of making a man feel pleased with himself.
In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar -- a practice which is still continued.
Love, the quest; marriage, the conquest; divorce, the inquest.
Marriage is a souvenir of love.
Marriage is the miracle that transforms a kiss from a pleasure into a duty.
No man can understand why a woman shouldn't prefer a good reputation to a good time.
One man's folly is another man's wife.
The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is.
There are only two kinds of men -- the dead and the deadly.
There is a vast difference between the savage and civilized man, but it is never apparent to their wives until after breakfast.
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one.
When a man makes a woman his wife, it's the highest compliment he can pay her, and it's usually the last.
Why does a man take it for granted that a girl who flirts with him wants him to kiss her -- when, nine times out of ten, she only wants him to want to kiss her?