Computers make it easy to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.

I know a lot of you believe that most people in the news business are liberal. Let me tell you, I know a lot of them, and they were almost evenly divided this time. Half of them liked Senator Kerry; the other half hated President Bush.

In a conversation, keep in mind that you're more interested in what you have to say than anyone else is.

Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose.

The average dog is nicer than the average person.

We're all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the feeling we don't make any big ones.

We've sent a man to the moon, and that's 29,000 miles away. The center of the Earth is only 4,000 miles away. You could drive that in a week, but for some reason nobody's ever done it.