I believe in my cosmetics line. There are plenty of charities for the homeless. Isn't it time someone helped the homely?

I don't know if I'm supporting them, or they're supporting me., regarding her attributes

I have got little feet because nothing grows in the shade.

I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park.

I'm not offended by all the dumb blond jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blond.

Plastic surgeons are always making mountains out of molehills.

Storms make trees take deeper roots.

The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.

We cannot direct the wind, but we can adjust the sails.

You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap.

You'll never do a whole lot unless you're brave enough to try.