A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they're not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they're not so bad.

A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down.

Beware of those who laugh at nothing or everything.

Expecting something for nothing is the most popular form of hope.

It's smart to do your holiday hinting early.

Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects.

Live so that your friends can defend you, but never have to.

One of the chief objects of education should be to widen the windows through which we view the world.

Speaking or writing without thinking is like shooting without aiming.

Success isn't a result of spontaneous combustion. You must set yourself on fire.

Success is simple. Do what's right, the right way, at the right time.

Telling a teenager the facts of life is like giving a fish a bath.

Temptation usually comes in through a door that has deliberately been left open.

The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg -- not by smashing it.