A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.

I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know.

I'm a broadminded man, gents. I don't object to nine aces in one deck, but when a man lays down five aces in one hand...And besides, I know what I dealt him.

I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.

I used to be indecisive, now I'm not so sure.

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.

What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?