All I want is a warm bed and a kind word and unlimited power.

Before I knew the best part of my life had come, it had gone.

Broken hearts heal slowly, but a speedy application of chocolate can often help stop the initial bleeding.

By doing just a little every day, I can gradually let the task completely overwhelm me.

Every successful person has had failures, but repeated failure is no guarantee of eventual success.

I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it.

If you can neither accept it or change it, try to laugh at it.

Isn't life difficult enough without exercise?

It's good to know that if I behave strangely enough, society will take full responsibility for me.

Life may have no meaning. Or even worse, it may have a meaning of which I disapprove.

Maybe I'm lucky to be going so slowly, because I may be going in the wrong direction.

My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.

Nothing we can do can change the past, but everything we do changes the future.

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target.

Try to be the best of what you are, even if what you are is no good.

Try to relax and enjoy the crisis.

We've been through so much together, and most of it was your fault.